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Box of Chocolates

Forrest Gump                  Life is like a Box of chocolates...

Forrest (Jeffrey) Dahmer          People are like a box of chocolate.  YUM.

Forrest (Bart) Simpson           Mmmmm, chocolate

Forrest (Attila) the Hun             Die, pig! Chocolate all mine!

Forrest (Richard) Simmons     Chocolate unwise!, EXERCISE, EXERCISE!

Forrest (Geraldo) Rivera        People who like Chocolate. Next on Geraldo

Forrest (Michael) Jackson        Little boys LIKE my box of chocolates

Forrest (Hugh) Hefner              Keep the box, lose the chocolate.

Forrest Shakespeare     Chocolate, or no chocolate? That is the question

Forrest (Elvis) Presley              I'm a hunk a hunk of milk chocolate

Forrest Zen                   I am one with the chocolate

Forrest (Jessie) Ventura     Chocolates. Alll-Riighty then...

Forrest (Cindy) Lauper      People just wanna have chocolate

Forrest (Tina) Turner      What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?

Forrest (Dr.) Spock       Statistically speaking, we are all liking chocolate

Forrest (Commander) Spock      Eating chocolate is logical.

Forrest (James) Kirk     To boldly go to eat chocolate no man has eaten before

Forrest (Star Trek) Scotty    The chocolate box! She's breaking apart, Captain

Forrest () Christ                 Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate

Forrest (Bill) Clinton          I didn't inhale the cream centers.
                                         I did NOT have chocolate with that woman!

Forrest (Jack) Nicholson     You want chocolate? You can't handle the chocolate

Forrest (David) Copperfield     Poof, the chocolates are gone!

Forrest (Mulder) X-Files     We didn't land in the box of chocolates
                                          The box of chocolates landed on us!

Forrest (Adolph) Hitler       White Chocolates uber alles!

Forrest (Clint) Eastwood     I know what you're thinking..
                               Did he eat five chocolates, or did he
                               eat six?  Well let me ask you,.PUNK.
                Do you feel hungry?..Well...DO YOU, PUNK?

Forrest quote in phonics     Lyf es lyk uh balks uv chalkolets

Forrest (psychic scam) Line    Yes, I already knew you were a chocolate

Forrest (sex scam) 900-line    Oooh, I will suck your cream filled chocolate bar

Forrest Alimony             The prenup says the Box of chocolates is mine!

Forrest Adulterer              I just can't have only one chocolate.

Forrest (Darth) Vader       Luke, I am your chocolate

Forrest (POTUS) Trump    Let's drain the box, and make chocolate great again!

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